One word ONLY:

You are: cold

You like: food, i mean, broccoli

What do you like the most about earth: life

Name one friend you would eat for 1,000,000$: just one?

Would you kill a dog for 1 million dollars: maybe

Yes or no:

Live with your parents? No

Own YOUR car: yes (van)

Have more than 100$ in your wallet? no

Seen someone get killed or die in front of you: no.

Been raped? No

have siblings? Yes

Put an x to everything that is true:

Have you ever...

[] Fantasized about your teacher?

[] Wanted to kill someone?

[] Stuck your gum under a table

[] Told a friend that you were doing something else with your family, even though you had already promised them to do something with them?

[x] Said i love you, and actually felt it

[] Called someone a slut

[x] Been called a slut

[ ] faked to be handicap just to be in those handicap parkings?

[x] Blonde

[x] Brunette

[x] red head

[ ] Other-

Answer these questions:

What should you be doing right now? tidying up my incredibly messy house. Washing poo out of the baby clothes that have been soaking in water for days.

Where would you want to be right now? Somewhere where there is nachos and cheese.

What's your goal in life? To be really happy, and really content with exactly who I am.

would you like to be a taxi driver? Nope.

Have you ever spent a whole day on the search of the perfect bumper sticker for your friend? Uh, no. Do you want one? I for one don't like sticking stuff to my vehicles. I don't even like having stuff on my fridge, but it keeps happening!

Who's your worst enemy? There are so many...

Whats your worst fear? Losing a child.

Ever laughed so hard that you peed? Define "peed"

Have you ever ate and then puked it out on purpose? Nope. Kind of defeats the purpose!

Ever been so drunk that you felt numb? Maybe

Ever cut yourself? Yep.

Had gossip written about you on the bathroom wall? Nope. Not that scandalous!

Do you like yourself? Yes

Are you conceited? No

Do you like men, or women? I think everybody wants to be liked!

Has anybody ever thought you were a homo? Ooh, I hope so!

Are you a homo? Alas, no. Do you suppose lesbians put their OWN underwear in the laundry basket? Because if that's so, then I'll consider it. And what kind of idiot calls people "homo" anymore anyway?

Are you single? No

If not, Are you married? Depends who's asking. Kidding.

Are you secretly in love? Shhh, don't tell, but yes. With five different people.

Do you have a diary? No.

Have you ever stayed in the shower for more than 1 hour? No. I only have 2000 parts you know.

Do you sing in the shower? Doesn't everybody?

Two Facebook Accounts? No

Do you own a laptop? Yes, I love it like it's my 5th child!

Do you own a camera? Yes.

How's the weather? Shittay.

What season are we? We are Autumn.

What would you like to be later on in life? A novelist. Oh wait, for real? A surgeon.

Had pornstar ever came to your mind? Oddly enough, no!

What sign are you? Wide load.

Are you gay-phobic? Nope. I'm slightly arachnophobic.

What's your pet peeve? The little pencil signs all over town. Apparently the guy wants to be on the town council, and has likened his strengths to those of a pencil.

If you have to pee and there's only a sani-vac will you hold it in until home? First, have to check out what a sani-vac is . . . assuming it's a porta-potty - of course I'd use it.

Do you wear braces? Nope, but I do brace myself for a lot of the things I know I'm going to find the kids "up to" over the course of the day.

Do you wear glasses? yes.

Song stuck in your head? Nope.

Last book you read? In the midst of "Children of the Day."

Favourite Disney princess: I'd say Belle, because she wants more than to just get married and be some guy's arm candy. You know, more than this provincial life. But then she runs off into the bush and ends up marrying the first manbeast she finds there. Now I'm not sure. Who wants to be a princess anyway?

Spell your name with your favourite movies. The princess bride, g.I. jane, ever aFter, the sound oF music, stAr trek, mr. aNd mrs. smith, beautY and the beast

Favourite tv show? Grey's Anatomy

Are you a virgin? yes

Are you religious? I don't think I'd call myself "religious."

How old are you? 30

Are you a man? no

If so, have you hit puberty yet?

Do you moan in the shower like in those Herbal Essence commercials? Who doesn't?

Ever fallen asleep in the shower? What, like after all the moaning?

Ever took a piss in the shower? Yes, I love to make the shower and the toilet "One."

Do you have a lighter on you? No, but I'm thinking I should pick up smoking. Apparently it's a great weight loss tool, and you don't have to worry about those pesky retirement years.

Do you know anyone, who doesn't smoke pot? You mean, all my friends are secretly smoking pot? And I didn't think I'd ever be able to find any!

Think, what do you want more than anything? To feel more whimsical.

After taking a shower, do you change in the bathroom or in your bedroom? After taking a shower, I am naked. Therefore there is no actual changing required.

Someone tells you that your beautiful/good looking. What do you say? I'd say it, but Steven gets mad.

Would you ever become a vegetarian? I only eat things that eat vegetables.

If you had to live off one type of fruit, which would you pick? honeydew

Does it annoy you when people say their heart is "broken"? Sort of. It's kind of suckish.

Plans for tomorrow? Family Literacy Program at the library. Ellen. Lunch.

Who were you with on Saturday night? Dad & Doris!

Are you afraid of falling in love? Nope.

Did you have a boyfriend on your birthday this year? so, so many

When's the next time you'll see your friends? I'll see Ange in the morning. We see each other pretty much every day!

Last person who hugged you? Jordan.

What happened at 10:00 am today? Mitchell took Troy's toys and then refused to share them with him. Stinker.

Where did you meet the last person you were in a car with? It's quite a group! St. Boniface Hospital, In my bedroom in Winnipeg, and two in the Portage Hospital.

What is one quality that you really appreciate in a person? I really like authentic people. And I don't mean people who are really people.

Would your parents be mad if you came home drunk? no.

Would you ever get a tattoo? Another one? Yes.

What are your plans for this weekend? Taking the kids out for Halloween.

Do you like the colour grey? Is gray a real colour?

Do you have a good relationship with your mother? the best.

Have you broken the law in the last 3 days? no. i'm so saintly.

Are you comfortable with your height? I'd love to be an inch or two shorter. But seriously, it's not something I mope about!

How would you react if you found out a friend had died? It's never happened, and I hope it doesn't start happening until we're all 95.

Whats your favorite sport? eating salty snacks

Are any of your texts in your inbox locked and why? no.

Have you ever dated someone longer than a year? Steven. I dated before that, but nobody I'd want to give a whole year to!

Have you kissed anyone in '10 that actually meant something to you? A few.

What are you doing for your next birthday? Going backwards. I'll be 29.

How would you react if your celebrity crush came to your door? I don't think I'd get all stupid. I think it's dumb to idolize people.

Name a movie that always makes you cry: Ever After

Who's the last person you physically hit? Does spanking count?

Do you drink milk straight from the carton? no.

Who taught you the most about love? There are different kinds of love. Romantic love - Steven.

What makes someone cute? Personality. A nice smile, humorous eyes.

Is pda gross? Within reason? No.

Would you leave the one you love for the hottest person in the world? That's a trick question. How could I leave Steven for himself? lol

What friend do you tell the most to? Steven.

Comments

Lora said…
I'm a shower pee-er too. I love it.

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