honey

Where honey comes from, as explained by Tennyson:

Bees get nectar from every flower, they gargle it into honey and then they spit it into cones and then they put it into little boxes and they send it to people.

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Sonya said…
Ha ha! I'd like to see a bee gargle honey!
January 18, 2012 at 9:32 PM
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