jordan's story, as dictated word for word by jordan

Once upon a time there was a princess in a castle and she wanted to go and see what she could find that was pretty. She wanted to see if she could find a real mermaid to turn her into a princess, because she wanted a new princess friend to play ball. Because she always wanted to play with a friend because she never got to play with anyone, only her king and her queen. And she loved what she saw and she wanted to find a mermaid and she found a mermaid and a rainbow. And then she liked the colours and she liked the mermaid and she turned her into a princess and then they could play together and a handsome prince came and they wanted to marry the handsome prince and they went to a ball and they married so much because they loved each other. Because they love everyone, and they love handsome princes. And then they loved all the princes that they could find and they all wanted to marry him, but there were not enough girls, so then they found some more princesses and then they found a rainbow again. So they colored a picture of the rainbow and put it onto the real rainbow. And then the sun was shining on them and then it was night time and then it was morning and they had to wake up because they wanted to marry again because they loved each other. The end.

Comments

Regan said…
Marrying a lot eh? Is that what it is called now? lol

Very cute (and typical) 5 year old story. I am sure Kennedy's would be the same only a volcano would erupt and they would go and study it.
November 3, 2010 at 4:10 PM
Tiffany said…
That made me laugh out loud. I love that Kennedy is so into volcanos right now!

Yep, it's all about the big white wedding gown I think. She's such a girl sometimes, you know, when she's not climbing trees and ruining her tights in the sandbox!
November 3, 2010 at 4:23 PM
Naomi said…
lmao!! That was so funny! Maybe she'll be a writer too. :)
November 3, 2010 at 4:24 PM
Heather said…
That made me laugh... God knows I needed one today.

I should give Jordan MY wedding gown to play dress up with. Too funny.
November 3, 2010 at 9:43 PM
Ange said…
Look at that ticker drop! Go you!!!
November 4, 2010 at 12:44 PM
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