not me monday

I would just like to take this opportunity to point out that unlike other people in this town, I do not go out walking or running in the dark wearing all dark clothing. That would be irresponsible. I certainly do not walk on the road instead of the sidewalk simply because I dislike all of our crappy neighborhood sidewalks. No sirree. Not me. Nor would I ever dream of worrying homeowners by walking down back lanes with my phone flashlight all in the name of taking short cuts to portals.

Because that would be silly. I'm not 15 after all. Not for 14 years now.

I am also entirely above smugly feeling like a bad-ass ninja after-dark walker when I see people coming toward me and they move a little closer together and hold hands.

Because I'm totally not scary. Not at all.

Comments

Alison said…
I'm glad you don't go out after dark with dark clothing. I'd hate for you to get run over. :P

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