the joys of teething

The best thing about teething babies is when they want up then they don't want up then they don't want down then they don't want up. No wait, it's when they follow you around and cry, only to remember that they still don't want up. Wait, I forgot about when they're hungry but they don't want to eat, and they're thirsty but they don't really want that bottle, but they don't want you to take it away to prevent it from being shaken upside down on the carpet, and all of these things causes a major breakdown-crying fit. Yay! It's made even better when they don't like their medicine so it just gets spit out in a fine, purple spray all over their shirts, hands, arms and your glasses. That's the best part.


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