Last night I dreamed I was a vampire.

I wasn't sparkly, or morally conflicted. Oh no. I was at some sort of event, and I sucked dry most of the people there and made my kids vampires too. They were the cutest little blood sucking vampires ever. Then we hit the road before reinforcements with stakes and garlic cloves showed up.

Just thought you'd like to know.


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