Daddy, are you 100?

Jordan: Daddy, are you 100?
Tiffany: Pretty close.
Steven: 100 on the "Cool Scale" - 100 being very cool, and 1 being Mommy.

Uh huh.

Just so you know, saying "snap" after entirely negates any points on the cool scale.

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