Note: Before I begin, I love you Lyla! This is no way should be evidence that Lyla wishes ill on her friends. lol. Lyla: Watcha doing roomie? Tiffany: Slicing potatoes for my Zuppa Toscana soup. It's to bring to my Grandma's house for supper! Lyla: Hey wait a minute! [dashes off] Try this, it's a slicer! Tiffany: Okay! Lyla: Although your perfectly safe, efficient method seems to be working, why don't you try using the potato slicer without using the thing to hold the potato? Just hold it with your hand. Don't worry, everything will be fine. (that, my friends, is some pretty blatant foreshadowing) Tiffany: Okay, since you are one of my best friends, and are only looking out for my best interests, I will abandon the use of the safety features of this product and walk the wild (and somehow more efficient) side. ***** I sliced the tip of my finger right off . I ran down the hallway, clutching my finger in my hand. There was a trail of blood all the way down the...