to pie, or not to pie

Steven: Ugh, I don't know if I really feel like going out to get pie. But I really want pie.

Tiffany: Well, that depends. How badly do you want to get thinner?

Steven: Well, not as badly as I want pie right now.

We both laugh, and laugh. Because we're funny.

Tiffany: This is why we're fat. Because we think it's funny.

Steven: Yeah.

More laughter. We really are hilarious.

Tiffany: I pretty much knew earlier that when you brought up pie there would be pie.

Steven: (less than sheepishly): Yeah. (Groans as he puts his shoes on around his 'school weight') I can still totally come back from this.


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