hey, guys? what's wrong with your pants?
Seriously, what's wrong with your pants?
"Oh hey! You have my pants! I'll just strip, right here in the hallway outside the change rooms, where everybody walks."
"Problem solved. Why are you taking pictures anyway? You shouldn't be laughing. You should be embarrassed. I'm naked here. In the hallway."
"Hey! Why does he get to take off his pants? Let's all get nekkid!"
"Yay! Pants that fit! Don't look at our gitchies."